The United Socialist States of Marx Nation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.806 billion Marxists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marx City. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Marx Nationian economy, worth a remarkable 3,477 trillion Labour Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 271,575 Labour Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, Wolf is one of the most popular forenames in Marx Nation, and the diplomatic corps stinks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marx Nation's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Marx Nation is ranked 4,685^th in the world and 119^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,503.47 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.